{"id":62282,"date":"2016-10-11T11:54:30","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T06:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/?p=62282"},"modified":"2017-03-28T17:16:55","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T11:46:55","slug":"india-pakistan-and-the-n-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/humour\/india-pakistan-and-the-n-word","title":{"rendered":"Bird Talk: India, Pakistan, and the N-Word"},"content":{"rendered":"

India and Pakistan’s relations have nosedived to the lowest levels, with Pakistan threatening to nuke us if we try any misadventure against them. But BEFORE they use the N-word, should they not get their F’s straight? Just saying!<\/p>\n

\"India<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, Pakistan is ranting about its superior defence forces and nuclear arsenal. Take a look at Mukesh Ambani’s wealth, one of the richest men in the world. Now, he can really buy the armed forces of Pakistan! A scary proposition for the country?<\/p>\n

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\"India<\/a><\/p>\n

A couple of Indian companies have a much bigger revenue profit in comparison to Pakistan’s entire export of goods and services in 2015.<\/p>\n

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\"India<\/a><\/p>\n

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What comes to your mind when comparing the economy of Pakistan and India? A squirrel in front of a dinosaur to be more precise.<\/p>\n

More Jokes………<\/b><\/p>\n

Bird Talk: Queues of Pain<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

India and Pakistan’s relations have nosedived to the lowest levels, with Pakistan threatening to nuke us if we try any misadventure against them. But BEFORE they use the N-word, should they not get their F’s straight? Just saying! Well, Pakistan is ranting about its superior defence forces and nuclear arsenal. Take a look at Mukesh […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6888],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-62282","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-humour"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62282"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68855,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62282\/revisions\/68855"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mapsofindia.com\/my-india\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}